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Are you a NEET in a miserable condition? Rent due? You have next level greed? I don't care - but I will help you anyway. My crash course has been approved by a few people, whom want to stay anon.

Pre-warning

This guide is obviously a joke, by reading this article you give up everything you have to me and you give up the right to sue me :DD Jokes aside, I do not claim any warranty or responsability if you do these. Ok lets begin

Gambling!!!

This is my favorite way to make money... First, you gotta find money, maybe you have money, maybe you dont, if you dont you can look to the ground, fountains, vending machines maybe ;. Welp, after that you have to spend all your money on the worst statically option possible, now if you are broke after this, you gotta get a loan from your bank.. or your casino. But make sure that you pay it back, you wouldnt want to make your life miserable (or even more miserable) no? And keep this in your mind... 99% of gamblers.. quit before hitting big!!

Invest in shitcoins

Oh? Are you in debt now that you spent all of your money on gambling? {Casino, bank} fucking you over? Lets... try something new. How about investing in shitcoins? Like I am sure that they wont pump and dump you. Because you know everyone is trustworthy right? Right?

Lottery tickets

Ah? You really did fell for a pump and dump huh? Welp, I guess I have one more ancient trick to teach you. Lottery tickets! They are a really easy and really reliable to get money!! You can win huge prizes, thats if - you can win, which has never happened ever since their invention. Or maybe it has, but we are not aware of it. They are not rigged goverment shit though I am sure!! Right!!?!?

Conclusion

Yeah thats pretty much it. If you are now living in a shithole thanks to this guide.... well I dont know what to say, have a nice weekend! Or a day or a night or aaaaaa